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kittyquinnbostwick69:

marypoppinthatpussy:

That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

I am doNE WITH THIS WEBSITE

kittyquinnbostwick69:

marypoppinthatpussy:

That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

I am doNE WITH THIS WEBSITE

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punkrockluna:

The pride in his eyes in that last cap

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Best Of Graham Norton 2014

  • This song features a trapeze. Why? Because its Eurovision.
  • That was fun, come on! I can feel you resisting.
  • I bet he's delighted its over. As are we.
  • This song features a circular piano. Why? Because its Eurovision.
  • I thought I looked tired and sweaty. Wow.
  • If you have a sleeping grandad, wake him. I have a feeling he may enjoy this.
  • *Host: “Join us in the 21st Century!”* I'm 51, I'm not dead.
  • He's not an actor or a comedian. This will become clear in a moment.
  • Its over! Relax everyone. Yes, arrivederci.
  • That was good! Though I think they may be marked down for those white socks.
  • It's like the gay wedding I'll never have.
  • This is a sweet little girl who won a contest, lets all be nice.
  • You may have killed me with confetti.
  • Oh look, there's Ireland! Obviously booked their tickets before the semi-finals...
  • *French host talking* She speaks great French.
  • *Host: Interesting!* ….No its not.
  • *Georgia gives UK 3 points* Thank you!! ..I wont be rude about your jacket then.

prongsmydeer:

The thing that hurts me the most about Sirius and Harry is that when they looked at each other they were both hoping to see James

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padfootdidit:

early seventh year lily who has a massive crush on james watching him argue with sirius over the crossword and suddenly his jaw does the thing and she drops her pumpkin juice into her cereal

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angelpair:

i want to thank russia for the most accurate description of eurovision i’ve seen all night

angelpair:

i want to thank russia for the most accurate description of eurovision i’ve seen all night

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lediableaquatre:

Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas. 

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disembodiedangelfeet:

acciobong:

By “people,” I guess Neville thought Ron meant the Dark Lord.

Go big or go home

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thefartsinourstars:

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

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saurlevox:

“I lit up like a Christmas Tree, Hazel Grace”

I NEVER NOTICED HIS TEAR OMG

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excepttheeyes:

“I ran away when I was about sixteen. I’d had enough…I hated the lot of them: my parents with their pure-blood mania, convinced that to be a Black made you practically royal…my idiot brother, soft enough to believe them…They thought Voldemort had the right idea, they were all for the purification of the wizarding race, getting rid of Muggle-borns and having pure-bloods in charge.”

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i shouldnt have procrastinated and now i want to die — every student ever (via abowtiedgeronimo)

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